Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Fun On The Road

Couple of nights ago me and my friends took a fuck it drive past the Hatem bridge on route 40. I love going for drives with friends. Especially ones with good memories, they're like my living Tom Tom's. So after a stint in a sex shop we decide to go down one of the many side streets on 40 and see what's down there. It's 2 am...spooky, dark and there's woods everywhere. We go under a small bridge and end up in North Wood Isles I believe it was called. I can't remember I do know we were in Cecil Co. by that point.

We wound up on main street. It was so pretty, it reminded me of Ellicott City with all it's shops still somewhat lit with pretty lights even really late at night when they were closed. It also reminded me of Chestertown as in it seemed kind of small. We saw a live bait vending machine in front of a store that sold fishing rods. So very cool, really need to get that camera. Although since the bait is in there and it's a vending machine, I have to wonder how fresh and live it really is.

Went back home around 2:30 and almost lost my shit after I thought a cop was trying to pull me over for speeding but he was going after someone else ( ok seriously, it's almost 3am and nobody was out on 40 but us and I'm a good driver....who cares if I do a 80 in a 55?). I slowed down though after he left.

I'm going to have to visit the Isles one day in the day light though. It looked really nice. Had a little cafe down there and some antique shop. Was very cute.

I love driving. It's the best time waster and so good to cool off if you're pissed. I always wind up playing those stupid car games that you only play by yourself that you make up on the spot.....so maybe it's a good thing I drive alone a good bit, haha. Yesterday I was going down a back road to get to 40 and there was no one there and out of nowhere there's a car up ahead in front of me. I'm like, this is weird, guess I just caught up to him because I was going five over the limit. Ten seconds later out of nowhere I'm thinking 'I'm officially chasing this car.'

Now I'm driving slightly faster to catch up with him, this is a car chase after all and I get sad when we get to the light because now the car chase is over I have to go home....but lo and behold who merges in front of me and goes the same way I am? Oh yeah....the chase was not over! Well it wouldn't have been had he not then gotten into the other lane on 40, that and he drove really slow too, so no wonder I caught up to him.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

John's Are Gaylords

What is it with the name John nowadays that summons douche bag demons to possess people with that name?

Just saw this while ticking around on youtube which won't let me embed it for some reason.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSHPX1iraHY

Gods, does anyone remember when John Mayer wasn't a douche? Seriously he even looks like one now a days.
Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer Pictures, Images and Photos
Look at that crap. Who in their right minds would actually let this dude touch one of their daughters? Dammit America, we should be ashamed as hell we didn't try and break this shit up before Johnnifer Mayerston dragged it out into a yay long drama show.

And speaking of asshole Johns apparently Jon from Jon and Kate Plus 8 is dicking around on his wife or something to that ilk. They should definitely work that into their show somehow, I would definitely watch that stuff then. Especially if they got divorced over it, then they could rename the show Jon and Kate Dividing 8. Oh hell yeah.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

My Muscles Ache

Helping friends move sucks.....or actually helping them move from 3pm-8am the next morning sucks. I shall miss them though...from the comfort of my soft bed.

I have just realized that I do not remember a damn thing about the story The Little Prince even though I've read it dozens of times as a kid. I do remember that I did not 'get it' when I was a kid and kept getting confused. I really need to find this book now and read it.