Dear Hood rats and Crack-Heads of the Dundalk area,
As the owner of the car with the perpetually stuck window, I understand fully the temptation you must feel to try and car jack it at every available opportunity. But when you inevitably find that the only things I keep in it (for I am poor and not stupid as the case may be) are my novelty lipsticks and Napoleon Dynamite key chain; please put my belongings back where you found them after you have completed your hood rat acts.
Just because you feel the need to act like a dick, it doesn't mean you have to be sloppy about it.
Adorably Dead AKA The owner of the car you desperately try to steal things from even though there is nothing in it.