I was watching the Daily Show on Hulu today and I caught the headline about the whole J.Crew 'toemagedon' ad. I honestly think that the more Jon Stewart reports the news, the more our society's stupidity breaks his mind. I can only predict that in a couple of more years it will be less reporting the news and laughing at everyone else's idiocy and more of Jon sitting at his desk, shitting into his hand and plopping it onto his desk going, 'Here, here's your fucking news. Everyone....just go home.'
Painting a boy's toenails will no more 'turn' him gay or make him think he's a girl than letting a girl wear jeans instead of skirts or play baseball will turn her into a boy or a dyke (softball on the other hand...[on a serious note, is it just me or is that sentence oddly worded?]). Gender identity is nature, not nurture. The tragedy of David Reimer even lends credence to that claim. We are who we are in the end and nothing will change that.
You know, when he was still alive, my aunt used to paint the dog's nails red. Now I fear that in doing so, she confused him into thinking he was a human. That would explain why I caught him wiping after I let him out to pee that one time.
I would say more, but Jon stole all my jokes.